Deep Thoughts about Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

Deep Thoughts:

These Netflix Original movies teach me so much. 
For instance, along with many others, I learned Kitchen Aids can puree berries, and sneaking into a castle takes no planning. But recently I've also learned the following:

1. When you are dating a King, the royal limos never pick you up from the airport, until you are moving there for good.
2.  Even though you've been on the cover of many magazines and easily recognized in the big city you live in, you can slip in unnoticed by just taking a cab in the tiny country you will be queen of.
3. Even though you are engaged and married in only a few short weeks, when you get off the plane you wont be clutching your wedding dress bag. That will be decided just before the wedding...Because alterations take zero time?
4. Also, when you have an entire wedding to plan, you fiancé will very sweetly ask you to pick out a Christmas tree. Not just any tree, but "the perfect one", not adding any extra unnecessary task to your life. Forget the room he just gave you, had a tree in it.
5. That same fiancé will tell you, you can't help solve the mystery of the country's money disappearing because you are incredibly busy wedding planning,
1.  and also because of the revolutionary idea, "this country is not a diner."
6. Your friends don't really want to hear about your problems, because you are about to be royal. 
1. So obviously you don't have any. 
7. If a man steals your taxi, he may be the man you fall in love with and marry. Or he may be the worst person\wedding planner ever.
8. When the lights go out in a theater during the middle of a rehearsal and you think out loud..."this can't be right." You will be right. Also, this theater will have a tree, and it will have made no difference on the striking workers.
9. A reminder that during a time of nationwide strike...that tree you must pick out, is the key thing that will help the people.
10. When everything is going wrong and your super close to your wedding, it's time to go find said tree, then it's time to go sledding, then it's time to watch a Christmas play, then its time to make cookies.
11. At said Christmas play, encourage your future sister-in-law by whispering something sweet like, "You better know your lines."
12. If you do hair and makeup in Aldovia you must wear purple lipstick, 
1. And maybe I now want purple lipstick.
13. Pouting during your royal portrait makes it clear you are sticking to who you really are.
14. If someone goes missing in a giant castle...run around shouting that person's name. 
1. Unless you remember the one and only place she would be, then ride there on a horse.
15. And finally blogging about your royal dating life, is a full fledged career that you must protect! 
1. Privacy is super overrated and a sign of old fashioned thinking.