Four More Women Not To Marry

The Four Other Women Christian Men Should Not Marry

This is further commentary on the blog now circulating found here. It covers a lot but it was missing a few...

Note: This is a sarcastic response. And therefore, this post is not a literal rendering of the writer's thoughts and feelings.

11. The woman who is smart. Because if she's brainy, it may influence the kids. And the last thing you want is children who are smarter than you.

12. The woman who is smiling a lot. This woman may seem attractive and sweet at first, but hold off getting down on one knee. That smile will garner attention from others. And those people should be thinking more about theology, not your wife's smile.

13. The woman who has self confidence. She may seem like she'll be a vision in white...but you just wait. Any woman who knows that she is a child of God will get ideas and start thinking she's worthy to be treated with respect. And a wife who demands respect may want you to hear her, share the remote, or worse yet...clean the house. And a house cleaned by a man will never be as holy as a house cleaned by a woman (sorry Brawny and Mr. Clean you guys need new professions).

14. The woman with Character. It may make her lovely inside and out, but don't rent a tux. Because women with Character can be right sometimes. And if she's right, she may disagree with you <--isn't that reason enough to avoid her?

Well, now that we have that straightened out, I think I'll go protest the Scrub Daddy sponge since it seems to promote men doing women's, God given, work.

Note: This is a sarcastic response. And therefore, this post is not a literal rendering of the writer's thoughts and feelings.